Toob Amplifier

- Excuse me, can I tell you a story?
- Yeah, lay it on us, man
- Ok, It goes like this

I got myself a brand new toob amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold
La, La, La, La, La
I got myself a new toob amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a little toob amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream
I got myself a toob amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a brand new big Bertha driver
Gonna take it to the range (take it to the range)
I got myself a new big Bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one...

I got myself a brand new cymbal supplier
They're really good they're Sabian
They're great they're Sabian
I got myself a new cymbal supplier
Now I'm gonna crash
Now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one