Plain Jane

Well she don't wear much makeup
And she ain't got tattoos
She ain't into piercing
Or those crazy hairdos
She's an all-natural woman
She won't dress like a slut
But when it comes to lovin'
Man, she's got a lot

My Plain Jane, she's as sweet as sugar cane
She's a whole lotta fun and loved by everyone
I love Plain Janes, they got heart and they got brains
I'm a plain Wayne made for a Plain Jane

Now here's a word of warning
To every Tom, Dick and Harry
Watch out for saucy Suzie
Plain Jane's the one to marry
Well others may look tempting
While looking for some fun
But a Plain Jane always
Wins in the long run

My Plain Jane, she's as sweet as sugar cane
She's a whole lotta fun and loved by everyone
I love Plain Janes, they got heart and they got brains
I'm a plain Wayne made for a Plain Jane

I've had me some hot psycho girls
All driving me insane
Every day of the week
I take a Plain Jane

I've had me some hot psycho girls
All driving me insane
Every day of the week
I take a Plain Jane

My Plain Jane, she's as sweet as sugar cane
She's a whole lotta fun and loved by everyone
I love Plain Janes, they got heart and they got brains
I'm a plain Wayne made for a Plain Jane
My Plain Jane, she's as sweet as sugar cane
She's a whole lotta fun and loved by everyone
I love Plain Janes, they got heart and they got brains
I'm a plain Wayne made for a Plain Jane

Yeah, I'm a plain Wayne made for a Plain Jane