Taxi Driver

I can snarl up the traffic when I drop my fare
Put on them flashers and park any old where
Even though there's a pull-in just over there
I won't do it cause I don't care

I'm a taxi driver You've seen me 'round
I'm a taxi driver I can cut you up or down

I like to do U-turns in a one-way street
Drive on a kerb now and then so watch your feet
I'm a taxi driver and there ain't nothin' sweeter
One hand on the wheel – both eyes on the meter

I'm a taxi driver How do you do
I'm a taxi driver I'm gonna drive all over you

I'm a mild mannered man when I ain't behind this wheel
But when I am I got a license to kill
I ain't scared of nobody – don't make me mad
This here ain't no yellow cab

I'm a taxi driver you've seen me 'round
I'm a taxi driver I can cut you up or down

I'm a taxi driver,
I'm gonna drive all over you