Glad I'M Gone

Hey, now, boys, have you heard the news?
That little gal of mine, she finally cut me loose
So I'm calling around and rounding up the troops
I guess this time I finally cooked my goose

I got a hankering for a drink in my hand
Jack Daniels and a Coca-Cola
Play me a shuffle or two to lighten up the mood
Bob Willis on an old Rockola
I need the neon lights to shed some neon light
On why what we had went wrong
She ain't sad and that's two of us, glad I'm gone

I guess I wasn't the man that she deserved
But I wasn't the first to hear her last words
And as bad as it was I really wish her the best
'Cause she's already looking for her next ex

And I got a hankering for a drink in my hand
Jack Daniels and a Coca-Cola
Play me a shuffle or two to lighten up the mood
Bob Willis on an old Rockola
I need the neon lights to shed some neon light
On why what we had went wrong
She ain't sad and that's two of us, glad I'm gone

Well, I got a hankering for a drink in my hand
Jack Daniels and a Coca-Cola
Play me a shuffle or two to lighten up the mood
Bob Willis on an old Rockola
I need the neon lights to shed some neon light
On why what we had went wrong
She ain't sad and that's two of us, glad I'm gone

I need the neon lights to shed some neon light
On why what we had went wrong
She ain't sad and that's two of us, glad I'm gone