In The Car
The Story Pirates
3:28Good morning, Hitsville! You're listening to WQSP It's a bright and sunny morning outside- and remember only one week until our Mayoral Election It's a beautiful day in Hitsville A day that's perfect for a jog But one things on my mind That i can't get behind Our city is run by a dog! In other news Mayor Rufus the Dog is favored to win his 3rd Barking Election in a landslide! Hitsville could do so much better If our canine mayor lost He's all bark and no bite Though his polling's alright Someone else should be mayor We need a new boss! Who could do it? I could do it?! I could do it! I'll try to win the election Election I'm a healthy taxpayer So i could be mayor The projection is likely rejection Cause the voting's next week And my chances are bleak But there's a chance if i take a stance That Hitsville will dance a new Ms. Parker dance! In the Barking Election Vote for me! Hey citizens of Hitsville! Vote for me, Mrs. Parker for Mayor! Ooh interesting Ruff Ruff Ruff! Hey Look it's Mayor Rufus! This is going to be harder than I thought How do you beat an incumbent? Start by pointing out their flaws Well he doesn't wear suits Though his fur is so cute And when he sits he does that thing where he crosses his paws Ugh, wait! Not the point! Hitsville could do so much better If Mrs. Parker had the keys I would open a beach Ooh that's good, in my speech! And I'd rid our whole city of ticks and of fleas! I gotta win the election Election Put my name in the hat, I want my turn at bat! My selection Would be total perfection I need Hitsvile to see Just how great i could be When they take to the polls Who will be in control? We need a mayor who drinks From a cup not a bowl! In the Barking Election Vote for me Okay! Vote for me No way! Vote for me Please stop calling this number! Please be seated for our barking election mayoral campaign speeches First on the podium, Mrs. Parker Hey everyone my name's Mrs. Parker I'd be the best mayor of Hitsville today My platform is safety and Helping small business And i'll open a beach Where our children can play Thank you Now, Mayor Rufus! Ruff ruff ruff ruff Good morning Hitsville you're listening to WQSP The votes are in from the barking election and it seems we have a new human mayor, congratulations Mrs. Parker! Rufus will now return to his life as a stray dog it's a beautiful day in Hitsville And my first day on the job But something's not right Couldn't sleep all last night This mayor is missing a dog! Please find Rufus the dog and bring him here My life would be so much better With rufus by my side He could give me advice But just his love would suffice I have to find Rufus Oh where did he hide? Ruff ruff? Rufus! Come here, boy! I know I won the election Election But this mayor's alone and you need a new home With protection and all the affection Plus your years as the mayor could be handy later So what do you say? Put your bags down and stay And make me the happiest mayor today Oh forget the election Rufus, live with me! Ruff ruff? Live with me! Ruff ruff! Live with me! Ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff! Live with me! Ruff ruff! Live with me! Woof! ruff! Live with me! Woof!"