Driving Bumblebees

Well I think we can say for certain that that's a birthday that goldfish will never forget 
Now let's go to our chopper for the up-to-the-minute New York City traffic report

Good morning New York, I hope you're doing great
It's your eye in the sky with your traffic on eights
Giving you the updates you need for your morning commute
But I got to be honest something strange is going on
The traffic's been erratic since the crack of dawn
So I'd start my drive in on the earlier side if were you

Because the streets are jammed
With something that you wouldn't believe

No you won't believe it
No you won't believe it

You know what New York
Just take a peek outside and see!

What do you see?
NYC?

Look out your window!

There are Bumblebees drivin' all over Manhattan
Bumblebees are drivin'
No one knows why it's happenin'
There are bumblebees drivin' all over the island of Manhattan

There are bumblebees driving all over Manhattan
They're in little SUVs and the smallest station wagons
There are bumblebees drivin' all over the island of Manhattan

Yeah the bumblebees are driving in their bumble rides  
From the top of Inwood 

To the Lower East Side

From Harlem to the Garden and 
Steering and veerin' round Chelsea Piers

Bumble bumble bumble

They're in minivans and small sedans and tiny coupes
Cruisin' down the avenues and Broadway too 
From Central Park and all around Times Square
All you hear is tiny voices going

Hey I'm driving' here!

Cause there are 
Bumblebees drivin' all over Manhattan
Bumblebees are drivin' 
And wow they're going fast and there are
Bumblebees drivin' all over the island of Manhattan!

Back to you in the studio!

Well alright then let's check in on Sports with Bill. Bill, what's happening down at Madison Square Garden?

Yeah they had to delay the Knicks game because there are a bunch of bumblebees driving all over the court 
You might say there's too much traveling 

Ah-ha-ha-ha, bad job, Bill

And I'm being told I'm fired 

Alright and Wendy has the weather for us 
Wendy, what can you tell us about the week ahead?

Well things should definitely be on the calm side 
We have fairly sunny skies for the rest of the week and heading into the weekend with only a slight chance of some clouds on Sunday 
And also there are

Bumblebees drivin' all over Manhattan
Bumblebees are drivin' 
Never seen this weather pattern! 
Bumblebees drivin' all over the island of Manhattan

Uh, okay I guess next we'll check in with the bumblebees? Bumblebees, what can you tell us about what's going on?


Yeah we like riding the Big Apple in our tiny cars
It's divisive but we love that hive that's up in Hudson yards
And we're cruisin' through the Guggenheim, 
The High Line and then Carnegie Hall

Practice practice driving!

When you're a bee with your license 
These roads are so enticing

Just don't think about what we're doing to congestion pricing!

We'll be driving through the city from dawn til dark
Because honestly? There's just nowhere to park!

There are bumblebees drivin' all over Manhattan
Bumblebees are drivin' 
So make sure your seatbelt's fastened! 
There are Bumblebees drivin' all over the island of Manhattan!

Bumblebees are drivin' in NYC
Bumblebees are drivin' in NYC
From the top of the Rock
To the subways below the streets
Bumblebees are drivin' in NYC

Bumblebees are drivin' in NYC
Bumblebees are drivin' in NYC
From the top of the Rock
To the subways below the streets
Bumblebees are drivin' in NYC

Bumblebees are drivin' all over manhattan
Bumblebees are drivin' luckily there ain't no crashin'
There are bumblebees drivin' all over the island of Manhattan
Yeah there are bumblebees are drivin' all over Manhattan
Bumblebees are drivin' no one knows why it's happening
There are bumblebees drivin' all over the island
B-B-Bumblebees drivin' all over the island
B-B-Bumblebees drivin' all over the island of Manhattan!

Wow, New York, what an exciting day!
Though you'd think those bumblebees would also be interested in going to Queens! 
And I'm being told I'm also fired! 
Ha-ha oh well!"