Zombie Pups (Feat. Stephanie Jae Park)

It was a normal night  
I was in my room
Gettin' ready to go to sleep
 
Looked over at my dog's bed
Goodnight Cosmo I said
But Cosmo's bed it was empty

That's when I heard a bit of scratchin' at my door

Scratch, scratch, scratch-ity scratch-a-scratch
Scratch, scratch, scratch-ity scratch-a-scratch

And then burst in some creatures that I'd never seen before!
You'll never guess what they were! 
Unless you remember 
The title of the story! 
That's right!

Zombie Puppies! Were inside my room
With patchy fur and eyes that were 
Yellow as the moon! 
Awooo!
Zombie puppies!
Still kinda cute ya know?
I was stunned but I had to run
So I jumped out my window

Started running down the street
Thought maybe I could meet 
My friends Emily and Ricky in the park
They usually play there a night
Turns out I was right
I said Hey Emily and Rick we need to talk

But before I could tell them what I saw
I saw
We heard the pitter patter of tiny undead paws
That's right they followed me there!
Oh-oh-oh

Zombie Puppies
Had made their way to the park
Closing in with their drooling grins 
And their ghoulish puppy barks
Zombie puppies
A stinky, fuzzy crew
My friends and I held each other tight 
Not knowing what to do

That's when this tale does not fail to in fact get stranger

It gets stranger, yes it gets stranger

Turns out the leader of the pack 
Well he  was no stranger

Was no stranger, he was no stranger

When the moonlight fell on his face in squalor
It made me give out a holler
Cause it did not take no scholar
To read the tags on his collar 
The read C-O-S-M-O Cosmo!
Ooh twist!

Cosmo, my doggy
Was the leader of the Zombie Pups!
What happened to my boy, my pride and joy
He was the master mangy mutt!
Cosmo, my doggy
Wouldn't, stay, roll over or sit!
His favorite ball was in my pocket
So I threw it like a rocket
And the pups went after it

We went to my Emily's
To figure out how we
Could turn all these 
Possessed puppers back

What if we formulated treats?

For the doggies to eat!

A zombie-curing 

Special midnight snack!

So we mashed up peanut butter, pickle juice, strawberries, 
And plant leaves
Plant leaves
Then we went outside and left them on the ground for the zombies to eat
And that's exactly what they did!
And then they turned back into regular puppies! 

Puppies, puppies, puppies, puppies!

All the puppies
Were zombie puppies no more!
Their fur filled out from tail to snout
Each a canine to adore!
And Cosmo my doggy
Returned to be my best friend
And we laughed and played, and from that day
We were safe and happy again!

That's right, they were safe and happy
Or were they? 
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
A-ha-ha-ha-ha
A-ha-ha-ha 
No, they, they were fine"