Room For Improvement
The Stupendium
3:42Cast off from the docks onto boundless seas There's shops to be stocked, there are mouths to feed Every town needs Neptune's bounties But bringing them aground? Well, it's down to me For the flounders, bream, crabs, cod and mackerel Can't outcompete man, rod and tackle And the salmon and the wrasse, barracuda and the bass Are all grouped up with the groupers — and a profit haggled What's it worth to get your earnings from a sturgeon on a pole? There's a lot of soul-searching when you're searching for a sole No man is an island, but I'm fine to play the role Living life on the horizon, it can really take atoll What you want to risk To get a fishy there upon a little dishy when the boat comes in? (Eugh) It's a mystery, but I'm pretty sure a biggun up and hit me Took a nibble and he broke something, hyeh! I'll take tea with a spot of hake, please Some chips, baked beans and a blob of HP Love, craft and skill let you dominate seas Tough graft won't kill — but a gob of green teeth might Take you by surprise as you're scraping up the muck No saying what you'll find, so it pays to have a look Hauling trinkets all a-glimmer or just fishing up some dinner Sure, I ain't much of a singer, but I'm great with catchy hooks 'Neath tides of bleak and briny In that bed where fortunes sleep Secrets lie beneath for finding Weaving dread and silt for sheets In the lambent lamps od phantoms Flotsam all are we in time Can you fathom what the fathoms' Blackened chasms have to hide deep in the brine? It takes the correct person to live off the brine But I'm great at networking and me' job's online Sure, maybe you'll get herding up the lobsters fine But your fate is less certain with an ominous shrine No, that can't be what I'm seeing, chance it's just something I've eaten A mirage, or, perhaps, my bleeding looking glass just needs a cleaning Heck, the hardiest of seamen can lose faculties of an evening It's a fact of life at sea, but I'm still grappling with the feeling That there's something coming after me, there's whispers in the tides That crystallise in ocean foam of shifting, infinite eyes Their ebbs and flows obsidian in twisted pitch of night Or are the depths below, abyssal, mirrored in the skies? Blow it, I'm a man of reason! Won't get caught in superstition Bloke who can't keep track of real isn't a lot of use for fishing But these catches that I've reeled are so rotten, putrid, writhen Sallow shadows from the shallows, risen, withered and unbidden From depths, immortal chest, enshrined abreast horizon's sprawl Whose every crest, a breath I ride in endless rise and fall A beating heart relentless, scribed, as tendrils strike the hull And each a part, crescendant, chimes the yen of siren's call Each swell imparts unspoken names as waves and senses break As rudder carves an open vein left gaping in our wake Though tokens raised from soaken graves may yet a fortune make I fear for what the ocean claims in place of what we take What's to find Harrowed craft 'Cross the lines Shadows cast? Hoist your nets Raise your pots All is death Plague and rot Hard to port Hard astern Matters nought Where you turn Compass spins Stars have fled We are all Dead ahead 'Neath tides of bleak and briny In that bed where fortunes sleep Secrets lie beneath for finding Weaving dread and silt for sheets In the lambent lamps od phantoms Flotsam all are we in time Can you fathom what the fathoms' Blackened chasms have to hide deep in your mind? What's to find Harrowed craft 'Cross the lines Shadows cast? Hoist your nets Raise your pots All is death Plague and rot Hard to port Hard astern Matters nought Where you turn Compass spins Stars have fled We are all Dead ahead