The Way Of The Drunken Master, Monk, Classes Of Dnd, Dungeons And Dragons

I sway and I stumble my feet never still
A fool in the tavern but no drink do I spill
With a wink and a wobble I dodge every blow
My dance is my weapon my foes never know

I laugh in the battle play tricks on the proud
My jests lift the weary bring joy to the crowd
But when swords start to clash I'm a storm in disguise
My erratic steps hide the flame in my eyes

Oh I'm the Drunken Master wild and free
My fists fly like lightning you can't catch me
With a sway and a strike I'll unravel your form
In the dance of the drunkard my strikes are a storm

My blocks and my parries they spin and they turn
Each stumble's a tactic your attacks I will spurn
I advance and retreat with a mischievous grin
You think you can hit me You don't know where I've been

The Way of the Drunkard it's more than a game
I weave through the chaos no two steps the same
With ki in my veins I'm a whirlwind of might
A masterful fool in the heat of the fight

Oh I'm the Drunken Master wild and free
My fists fly like lightning you can't catch me
With a sway and a strike I'll unravel your form
In the dance of the drunkard my strikes are a storm

I'll play the buffoon let you think I'm a clown
But my heart is a warriors and I'll never back down
From taverns to temples my saga does grow
The Drunken Master's path with unseen blows

Swaying like a reed in the mystical breeze
I strike like a phantom bring foes to their knees
No law can confine me no blade can outlast
My dance is eternal my spirit so vast

Oh I'm the Drunken Master wild and free
My fists fly like lightning you can't catch me
With a sway and a strike I'll unravel your form
In the dance of the drunkard my strikes are a storm