Show'S Never Over (Instrumental)

What a performance, folks
Now we're back, better than ever
Grooving back onto your home screens, we're live
So, let's raise the alarms for the game show we've longed for
Today's feature is TV time

Ahem, Mike, the tunes, please
'Cause being groovy is just my style
Tonight, what's ensuing is fun, you can't get from an egg
So, don't touch that dial
Take your torch out, break the doors down
Brand new broadcast, straight from your house
Praises pour out fans, a hand for our brand new shining star

Mike, address the main crew
Can I get a vowel? The guest today is you
It's the best ever in the red, leather made suit
The set never fade into yesterday's news
Hit the front page, won't be upstaged when they come cravin' entertainment
They love and consume, he's the one
What I'm made to run and compute
And the job's never done 'til the fun's through the roof

He's coming, so let's get board one running
Throw a controller to your close buddy
When we're on air, all's fair if they love it
Keep 'em on edge, Star Dance Clip speedrunnin'
Prepare to applaud our actors
If they all stare, hit 'em with a long jump backwards
True boss of the fun they ask for
If this board won't last, I got more fun to pile on afterwards

We love TV, looking for a show with a more bodacious host?
No, there will be none like me
Tonight is your moment, don't waste it, folks
Just go crazy, let's pick up that speed
Looking at your winnings, you're in for it big 'cause you're getting a
Trimming kit, kitten mittens, your favorite dishes
The pens with the switch in it, a penny ring, another penny ring, I can do anything
Mike, slow down, I can't rap that fast

Take your places, you're all born for the stage
We got a show to carry
Every Darkener will know of the name
So extraordinary
Face in your TV, the sensation of your screen
Stay the center of attention, long as your gaze remains on me
Entertainment, fun times, glory, and fame
Our bonds are growing closer
Not alone anymore, now we can play
Show's never over
You're immersed and you're knee-deep in eternity with me
Forever burdenless and terminally live

More, Mike
Give me more before the Lightners grow tired of the boards
Lure and entice them with gold prizes galore, morning to nights
Open Coors Light on the floor (don't drink and drive, folks)
Truck, oh deer, what's email even about?
We all love our TV, see them sit all around
If the fun-o-meter's seeming a bit unbalanced, let's tally that up with a physical challenge
Thou physical challenge appointment, Italian palette enjoyment
Thine dishes you serveth, much like this song
'Cause the meat you cooketh tastes raw

Never gonna hit pause
Raise your bats, keep equipped your cause
No other show host could fit my drawls
Pull the metal from my hip, now draw
Mic's open, take hold the stage
Never a dull moment, just behold the fame
Set to retain focus, more shows, more games
Who needs a remote? Let's keep this goin' for days
Hey, I don't have burnin' or need throwin' away
You might grow up, but you're never too grown to play
I'd just be alone being a TV no one displayed
From a once warm home to a cold snow grave

Like he's some King of Only
The cold world outside, TV's lonely
You heard that, folks, eye's on me solely
Your next act, hosting in a show that you won't leave
And the show's green-lit for more seasons
Don't go grievin' or groan
Scream at your screen, TV's your home
Meter's be seen never low
If you don't wanna play
(I guess that leaves me in control)

Take your places, you're all born for the stage
We got a show to carry
Every Darkener will know of the name
So extraordinary
Face in your TV, the sensation of your screen
Stay the center of attention, long as your gaze remains on me
Entertainment, fun times, glory, and fame
Our bonds are growing closer
Not alone anymore, now we can play
Show's never over
You're immersed and you're knee-deep in eternity with me
Forever burdenless and-

Woah, roll credits? No
You all wanted a show, then you're gon' get it
No, this whole show's for you
My star contestants' overdue
For some good old-fashioned fun
If keeping hold, their views
What I'm obsessed with, folks, stay tuned
'Cause this act's never done (wow)

Long past leaving, repeating, "he's fun"
It's as seen on TV, we love it
On live, his feature production
Your CRT gone, neo
All night, repeating, "rerun it"
As seen on TV, we love it
As seen on TV, we love it
As seen on TV, we-

Too far to pull it in
Just wanted to bring the fun back to the family home
With programming with soul in it
I thought maybe entertainment would make the family whole again
It's kind of ironic, your console's in need of consoling
I've lost the old glow within
Hit the spotlights on, show begin (ahem)
Last performance
Just one thousand points to win

It's game time to play, cable is great, honest
Raise high the rates, key on the stage's confidence
Please never leave me for the competition on the table
To date, still I remain stronger than
Gone all in it, and we're seen being live
Receiving mail through your screen is a bleeding crime
So what is the need to be online, when you could be here with me?
Repeating, "it's TV time"
(Mike, one more time for the road)

Take your places, you're all born for the stage
We got a show to carry
Every Darkener will know of the name
So extraordinary
Face in your TV, the sensation of your screen
Stay the center of attention, long as your gaze remains on me
Entertainment, fun times, glory, and fame
Our bonds are growing closer
Not alone anymore, now we can play
Show's never over
You're immersed and you're knee-deep in eternity with me
Forever burdenless and terminally live

And we're thriving, it's your grand prize
Dear Lightners, thanks for hangin' on the TV line
This has been Mr. Ant Tenna's TV ti-