The Elegant Captain Hook (Never Smile At A Crocodile)

What did I tell you?
Incorrigible
And yet somehow
She made it through the glass
Oh no
I have told you
I only answer to the queen
But do they listen? No
They put on a show

Yo Ho, Yo Ho

Oh no, Oh no, Oh no
Another scoundrel, undoubtedly with
A load of crock to sell you

So, try the life of a thief

Really?

Just sample the life of a crook
There isn't a one
Who won't have fun
A-workin' for Captain Hook

The world's most famous crook
Ha!
I finally made it through the glass
Why, hello
Captain Hook at your service
No applause?
That brat Peter Pan gets all the attention
Even Smee likes him better than me
Do you?
Dare you boo me, too? (Boo...)
Well, that's just because
I'm so horribly misunderstood
Do you not realize
What a benevolent Captain, like meself, can offer you?
Freedom
Wealth
Glory
And above all?
Never growing up
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fancy that?
Answering to... let me see, no one
Sing!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Yo Ho

So, try the life of a thief
Just sample the life of a crook
There isn't a one
Who won't have fun
A-workin' for Captain Hook
The world's most famous crook

Crook, crook, crickety-crockity (ooh ha ha!)
Crook, crook, crickety-crockity crickety-crook, crickety-crook (fancy ha ha ha ha)
The crook is after Captain Hook

Look here!
As a special offer for today
I'll tell you what I'll do
All those who sign without delay
Will get a free tattoo!
Why, it's like money in the bank
C'mon, join up, and I'll be frank
Unless you do, you'll walk the plank
The choice is up to you

The choice is up to you

Oh, look at me Smee
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Oh no!
Magic Mirror on the wall
Who's misunderstood?
Why me
That's all
You'll love the life of a thief
You'll relish the life of a crook
There's barrels of fun for
Ev'ryone and you'll get treasure by the ton!
What? Ooh!
So come and sign the book
Join up with Captain
Hoooooook!

Thank you, thank you!
Ooh Smee!