You Won'T Succeed On Broadway (From "Spamalot" Original Broadway Cast Recording)
David Hyde Pierce, Ensemble, & Todd Ellison
5:07Tim Curry, Michael Mcgrath, David Hyde Pierce, Hank Azaria, Christopher Sieber, Steve Rosen, Ensemble, Company, And Todd Ellison
Fetchez la vache! Run away! Run away! Run away? Run away! Run away! Run away! Run Away! Run away from the stench and the trenchies! Run away! Run Away! From these horrible, nasty old Frenchies! These frogs and their terrible prattle, are fighting a battle with cattle! We're all full of fear so let's get out of here! Run away, run away, run away! You English all are buggerfolk Your mothers all are ruggerfolk Your army is a bloody joke You couldn't beat an artichoke If battle you choose to renew We'll taunt you 'til you all turn blue We turn our asses as you part In your direction we all far... Too! Fetchez la can-can dancers! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run-run-run-run-run-run away! Run away! Run away! Run away, run, run away! Ruuuuun a-waaaaay! Run away! Run away! It seems like a helpful solution Run away! Run away! To avoid this French revolution! We're stuck in a nasty position Why don't you take a short intermission? Have a drink and a pee, we'll be back for Act Three... Two, sir! Two... Run away run away run away!