Sweet Transvestite

How d'you do?
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way that I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry (right)
We'll just say where we are and then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Won't don't you stay for the night (night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Hey-hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite (sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

So, come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici-pation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom