Unforgivable (Worst Story Ever Told)

Unforgivable
Unforgivable
Unforgivable
Unforgivable
Unforgivable

He sat beside me in the emergency exit row
So late he nearly missed our plane
Quickly declared himself to me and everybody else
To be the Count of Saint Germain

Right away he starts telling me what sounds like it might be
A very long story on a very long flight
So I tried to be polite but I wasn't easy because
He dragged that story on and on all night

Unforgivable
Unforgivable
If you're asking me
To go on and on for eternity

When we touch back down on land
He reached out to share my hand
Said Psych and pulled his hand away
I had to admit that I hadn't seen it coming
When he told me maybe I should try to look him up someday
So I said, You may be surprised and he said, You might be too
As we turned to deboard the plane
But I wasn't because I didn't so it is but this isn't
The Legend of The Count of Saint Germain