Watermelon Crawl

I was driving through Georgia in late July
On a day hot enough to make the Devil sigh
I saw a homemade sign written in red
Rind County Watermelon Festival ahead
Well, I wasn't in a hurry, so I slowed down
Took a two-lane road to a one-horse town
There was a party going on when I got there
I heard a welcome speech from a small town mayor

He said, "We got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some, but obey the law
If you drink, don't drive, do the watermelon crawl"

When the band started playing the watermelon queen said
"Let me show you something that you ain't never seen"
She grabbed me by the arm, said, "Come on, let's go"
She dipped down, spun around and doe-see-doed
She rocked back on her heels, dropped down to her knees
Crawled across the floor then she jumped back on her feet
She wiggled and she jiggled, beat all you ever saw
Said, "This is how you do the watermelon crawl"

She said, "We got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink, don't drive, do the watermelon crawl"

Well, if you're ever down in Georgia 'round about July
If you ain't in a hurry, then you oughta stop by
I can guarantee that you're gonna have a ball
Learning how to do the watermelon crawl

Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine
Made from the biggest watermelons on the vine
Help yourself to some but obey the law
If you drink, don't drive, do the watermelon crawl

Do the watermelon crawl
Have fun, you all
Do the watermelon crawl