I Got It Made

I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno
I'm not a Puerto Rican but I'm speaking so that you know
And understand I got the gift of speech
It's a blessin', so listen to the lesson I preach
I talk sense condensed into a form of a poem
Full of knowledge from my toes and to the top of my dome
I'm kinda young, but my tongue speaks maturity
I'm not a child, I don't need nothin' for security
I get paid when my record gets played
To put it short... I got it made
I'm outspoken, my language is broken into a slang
But it's just a dialect that I select when I hang
I play it cool, 'cause coolin' is all that I'm about-uh
Foolin' with the girlies, yes, I'm bustin' it out
Vanilla Ice and you can tell by the style that I use
I'm creatively superior, yo, I never lose
I never lost 'cause I'm the boss and never will 'cause I'm still
The champion chief one, I won't lose until
I choose, which I won't 'cause I won't retreat
I'll run you over like a truck and leave you dead in the street
You're invitin' me to battle, why?
I don't need your respect 'cause I got it made
I'm talented, yes, I'm gifted
Never boosted, never shoplifted
I got the cash, but money ain't nothin'
Make a million dollars every record that I'm cuttin'
My name's Vanilla Ice and I'm a super-duper star
Every other month I get a brand new car
Got twenty, that's plenty, and I still want more
Kinda fond of Honda scooters, I got seventy-four
I got the riches to fulfill my needs
I got land in the sand of the West Indies
Even got a little island of my very own
I got a frog, a dog with a solid gold bone
An account to account to the amount I spent
Got a treaty in Tahiti 'cause I own a percent
Got gear out there for every place
Boutiques from France to the USA
And I make all the money from the rhymes I invent
So it really doesn't matter how much I spend
Because yo, I make fresh rhymes daily
You burn me? Huh, really?
Think, just blink and I made a million rhymes
Just imagine if it played a million times
Damn, I'd be paid... I got it made
I'm kinda spoiled, 'cause everything I want, I got made
I wanted gear, got everything from cotton to suede
I wanted lead, I didn't beg, I just got laid
My hair was growin' too long, so I got me a fade
And when my dishes got dirty, I got Cascade
When the weather was hot, I got a spot in the shade
I'm wise because I rise to the top of my grade
Wanted peace on Earth, so to God I prayed
Some kids across town thought I was afraid
They couldn't harm me, I got the army brigade
I'm not a trader, if what you got is greater, I'll trade ya
Maybe later 'cause my waiter made potato alligator soufflé