Bride At A Bar

She going forty-four west in an all-white dress riding shotty in a brand new Chevy
She from Rubber on Dirt and a Baptist church where her mom and dad had their wedding
She did two years down at Florida State, but got her bachelor degree at UofA
And I can tell by all her empty drinks that she partied all four years
We've been talking all night long
Singing every song that we know
When the cover band plays that Kenny
These drinks we had are strong
And we know this is wrong, oh-oh
'Cause you can't leave with me

I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like, "He don't make me feel like you"
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do
I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like, "He don't make me feel like you"
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do (uh, you ready?)

Maybe me and you should go somewhere quiet
You ain't gotta say too much, you told me with the silence
And when you put that dress on, yeah, you chose violence
I'm leaving in a stretcher, yeah
'Cause they goin' have to roll me out of this bar (yeah)
Took a half of molly got me rolling hard (got me rolling hard, yeah)
And I'ma be the one that you think about when they kick us out
And then I'll be the one that you drinkin' 'bout, yeah

I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like, "He don't make me feel like you"
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do
I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy, saying things like, "He don't make me feel like you"
And now she's walking to the altar second guessing I do

I met a soon-to-be bride at a bar
We shot tequila under neon and we poured out our hearts
She started talking crazy
I'm not ready, don't know what to think
Not ready, not ready