Zanzibar

I don't want a chauffeur through the black window limousine
The money's in the sofa jar
If you can't oblige me
I'll settle for a bicycle
I've got to get to Zanzibar

Well all I can suggest for you dear Sir
Is to ride upon a cabbage leaf
The caterpillar caught me on the mouth oh dear
So near to the coral reef
Oh yeah so near to the coral reef

Thank you very much I'd rather try some other place
With a little more quality
It's very, very obvious
Because of my appearance
You are trying to make a fool of me

Well all I can suggest for you dear Sir
Is to ride upon a cabbage leaf
The caterpillar caught me on the mark oh dear
So near to the coral reef
Oh so near to the coral reef

Well I know that they did this and so my Uncle Seth
Oh he started with donkey cart
Now he's selling camel trains
Some elephants and aero planes
And no one goes to Zanzibar

Well all I can suggest for you dear Sir
Is to ride upon a cabbage leaf
The caterpillar caught me on the mouth oh dear
So near to the coral reef
Oh so near to the coral reef

I don't want a chauffeur through the black window limousine
The money's in the sofa jar
If you can't oblige me
I'll settle for a bicycle
I've got to get to Zanzibar

No I don't want a chauffeur through the black window limousine