Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Well, arrested on charges of unemployment
He was sittin' on the witness stand
The judge's wife called up the district attorney said
"Free that brown-eyed man
You want your job
You better free that brown-eyed man"

Now beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer man
Her mother said, "Darlin' go out and find yourself a brown-eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy, a brown-eyed handsome man"

Well-a Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She held the world in the palm of her hands
Oh, but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match
To win a brown-eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man

I was flyin' cross the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking cross the sand
She'd walked thirty miles en route to Bombay
To meet a brown-eyed handsome man
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man

Now-a two, three to count, nobody on
He hit a high fly into the stands
'Roundin' third and comin' in for home
It was a brown-eyed handsome man
That won the game, it was a brown-eyed handsome man

It was a brown-eyed handsome man
It was a brown-eyed handsome man
It was a brown-eyed handsome man