Heather'S Party

I think I'd rather be at home
Than to watch the football on TV
I think I'd rather be at home
Than to be here on this small settee

Things are rocking at Heather's party
I think we're going to have a ball
Who's that puking in the garden?
Who's that up against the wall?

I don't think that you like me much
So why on Earth are you trying to talk to me?
I don't think that you know my name
So why on Earth do you want my sympathy?

Things are rocking at Heather's party
I think we're going to have a ball
Who's that puking in the garden?
Who's that up against the wall?

I'm not a party boy, I don't
Know any party tricks, and now
Here I am with this girl discussing
Masturbation and politics, oh please
Why don't you leave us alone? I don't
Want another sausage roll, oh please
Why don't you go away before I
Punch you in the face today

I think I'd rather be at home