Everybody'S Got The Right

Hey, pal, feelin' blue?
Don't know what to do?
Hey, pal, I mean you, yeah
Come here and kill a president

No job? Cupboard bare?
One room, no one there
Hey, pal, don't despair
You wanna shoot a president?
C'mon and shoot a president

Some guys think they can't be winners
First prize often goes to rank beginners
(How much?) 450
Ivor Johnson, 32, rubber handle
Owls stamped on - (alright, give me)

Hey, kid, failed your test?
Dream girl unimpressed?
Show her you're the best
If you can shoot a president
You can get the prize with the big blue eyes
Skinny little thighs and those big blue eyes

Everybody's got the right to be happy
Don't stay mad, life's not as bad as it seems
If you keep your goal in sight
You can climb to any height
Everybody's got the right to their dreams

(Deal) mister - (I said, "Deal")
You wait your turn (it is my turn)
I was here fir-
Hey, watch it now, no violence!

Hey, fella, feel like you're a failure?
Bailiff on your tail?
Your wife run off for good?
Hey, fella, feel misunderstood?
Come here and kill a president (okay!)
(Marron)

Oh, what's-a wrong, boy?
Boss-a treat you crummy?
Trouble with your tummy?
This-a bring you some relief
Here, give some hail-a to the chief, yeah
(You give me prize)
Anything you want
(I want prize, you gimme prize!)
Only eight bucks, cheap for anything you want

Everybody's got the right to be different
Even though at times they go to extremes
Aim for what you want a lot
Everybody gets a shot
Everybody's got the right to their dreams

Yo, baby, looking for a thrill?
The ferris wheel is that way
No, baby, this requires skill
Okay, you want to give it a try?
Jeez, lady, give the guy some room
The bumper cars are that way
Please, lady, don't forget that guns can go "boom!"

Hey, gang, look who's here
There's our pioneer
Hey, chief, loud and clear

Everybody's got the right to be happy
Say, "Enough!" It's not as tough as it seems
Don't be scared you won't prevail
Everybody's free to fail
No one can be put in jail for their dreams

Free country (means your dreams can come true)
Be a scholar (make a dollar)
Free country (means they'll listen to you)
Scream and holler (grab 'em by the collar)
Free country (means you don't have to sit)
That's it (and put up with the shit)

Everybody's got the right to some sunshine
(Everybody!)
Not the sun, but maybe one of its beams
(One of its beams)
Rich man, poor man, black or white
Pick your apple, take a bite
Everybody, just hold tight to your dreams
Everybody's got the right to their dreams