Hack

Picture you in my shoes
In such case you'd excuse
Some screws loose in my set
But it's gonna get better yet
I hope
Stacking up gags at dawn and sunset
I write and write but it's all sh--
Wait
To tell it straight this pair's great
Crowd awaits, full house, I'm flushed red
I bomb
The joke sounded better in my head
Here's the towel
I'm off to bed

Uh, uh
I touch the mic it spikes
Sparks fly from the speakers
They catch fire
Yikes
The exit's blocked
Well that can't be good
I carry on with my yarn
The crowd yawns
The punchline grinds to a halt
It's gone wrong
I forgot the punchline
This next one's a doozy
Keep your hands in the ride at all times
The crowd sees through me
They call me like they see me
Hack!
Yeah, fair enough

Now I'm getting serious but in a funny way
Crack bits so quick they can't run away
Make 'em laugh make 'em laugh make 'em laugh
Somehow
Here's one you haven't heard
Each word hurts more like two, three, four
Five
I bust guts to stay alive
Put food on the plate
Wait
My plate breaked

Shot for the moon
But I missed the mark
Shot for the moon
But I missed the mark