Riff Raff

Yesterday you said you had a problem with your plumbing
I took a note and made some calls and now a plumber's coming
Riff raff riff raff
Rabble rabble

Wee

My wallet has more business cards than businesses have cars
If you need an astronaut I know someone on mars
Riff raff riff raff
Rabble rabble

Wahoo

All my friends complain and say I keep too many numbers
But if I kept less numbers then I couldn't've called that plumber
Riff raff riff raff
Rabble rabble

Hey

If you need a hand
Or two hands
Let me know I'll hook you up I know a guy that I can book
I met him in a breakfast nook he gave me this card
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Rabble rabble

Wee

Riff raff riff raff
Rabble rabble
Au revoir!