Rap Relatives (Feat. Dan O & Besewax)

Rap relatives
I wonder what'll happen next
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Rap relatives
I wonder what'll happen next
It's outrageous, egregious and preposterous
Like a drum kit being played by an octopus
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Come and rock with us and listen to Doctopus
Puss in Boots always carried a blunderbuss
But only for protection
Don't play me close, I'll have this mic up in your midsection
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I'm only joking
But bow down, there's a new king, you're choking, look
I had to buy a soft bristle toothbrush
'Cause my dentist said I'm always brushing too rough
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And it's too damn hard, like my raps are
And my teeth are getting worn out like a guitar
In the eighties, these phases don't faze me
My raps carry cadence through caves down to Hades
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Yeah, dances with the demons
Shout out to David Stephens
I don't swear, I just say, "good", "groof" and "crumbs"
Shout out to all the mums
Shout out to the canteen lady: "ayo, cheese and salad?"
Need a battle rap but I went and wrote a ballad
And I got a cavalier attitude with the food
That I grab on the run, not one to sit and brood
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Yeah, the dude abides
But life can be a ride like a slippery slide
Rap relatives are people in your family
That you make tracks with of a rap variety
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So I guess I got a couple
Rising up like the Hubble Space Shuttle
I use a telescope to see what's out there
So climb in and let's begin again, don't stare
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Take a picture, it'll last longer
There was a picture in the scripture that made you all stronger
But if you feel perplexed
I wonder what'll happen next

Yo
Rap relatives
What up?
I wonder, I wonder
Exactly, verbatim it, the way it was stated
I said rap music made us related, right?
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It's auditory, I can hear a resemblance
When different parts of speech appear in a sentence
Didn't mean for rap to be a marital conflict
She said, "take the mic where it was wanted"
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So downstairs, I held it wearing a gauntlet
Had some dexterity, it was ergonomic
To take it off, I loosened up the gauntlet
Buckles and wrote raps while I was at my aunt and uncle's
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Brought memories to my frontal lobe
Back building at a bus stop in front of Lowes
Counting bars, kept pronouncing all the words
Even counted ones where alcohol was served
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Stumbled on so many bars, I was thinking
Either I rap too much or have a problem drinking

Rap relatives
I wonder, I wonder
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I wonder what'll happen next