Hacker Meetup

At the hacker meetup 
Gonna make some new buddies
Hit the lockpick village
Roll some natural twenties cuz
The hacker meetup 
It has something for you all
You start learning how to program or learn how to spoof a call
The hacker meetup 
With the arduino badges
Pwnagotchis on the pis and the android tablets
Even though im average aint a soul that even care
Theyre all just glad that im there

I stroll up to registration
And i tell em my name
See myself a little tote bag and a handbook to claim
I go flipping through the book
And i mark a couple talks
Something something kubernetes and elastic beanstalks
In the room off to the left i see some vendors
And a dude behind a table in a kilt and suspenders
He pours the whiskey for the people in attendance
And he hands me off a glass as i go and make my entrance

I take a sip and take a scan of my surroundings
So i can get my bearings get a feel for whos around me -
I feel at home here little groups that coalesced
I can overhear their convos and im already impressed
Exploit development html elements
Stack overflows of a supreme relevance
Exhale relax and enjoy this oasis
As i shuffle towards the table hacker 101 basics

At the hacker meetup 
Gonna make some new buddies
Hit the lockpick village
Roll some natural twenties cuz
The hacker meetup 
It has something for you all
You start learning how to program or learn how to spoof a call
The hacker meetup 
With the arduino badges
Pwnagotchis on the pis and the android tablets
Even though im average aint a soul that even care
Theyre all just glad that im there

Gathered round a speaker phone a team will dial a victim
Phishing out all his credentials and they let him know they tricked him
“were just catching and releasing
Have a pleasant evening
Hope you learned a little bit of what were teaching”
Copy some data from the group of data hoarders
These 2 terabytes of passwords got me running out of storage
Cop a challenge coin - and grab some pins
Handful of cutesy stickers that i hand out to some friends

Time to play a little capture the flag
Pretty decent at forensics catch me stripping them tags
Doing recon on the network hunched over my neck hurt
Rub some cbd creme under my dress shirt
Look to the right of me a workshop begins
How to weaponize a shell script and how to defend
I take a break so that i can pay attention
Very pleased that i came to this miniature convention

At the hacker meetup 
Gonna make some new buddies
Hit the lockpick village
Roll some natural twenties cuz
The hacker meetup 
It has something for you all
You start learning how to program or learn how to spoof a call
The hacker meetup 
With the arduino badges
Pwnagotchis on the pis and the android tablets
Even though im average aint a soul that even care
Theyre all just glad that im there