Hot Mess

Hungover with my therapist
She's tryna be real delicate
In telling me I need to get my shit together
All I've purchased this whole week
Is Chick-fil-A and nicotine
My bank account is begging me to treat her better

If I am never gonna be enough (never be enough so)
Then I might as well do what I want (do what I want)

If I'm broke, then I'm a quitter
If I'm single, then I'm bitter
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
If I'm home, I'm a loner
If I smoke, I'm a stoner
Can't hit it out of the park, but I'm still a home runner
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
But if I'm a mess, might as well be a hot one

I don't sleep too much at night
And too much with boys I don't like
I don't understand the hype, so I just drop 'em
I spilled coffee on my dress
It's ironic, I'm obsessed
Everyone knows hot girls have stomach problems

If I am never gonna be enough (never be enough so)
Then I might as well do what I want (do what I want)

If I'm broke, then I'm a quitter
If I'm single, then I'm bitter
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
If I'm home, I'm a loner
If I smoke, I'm a stoner
Can't hit it out of the park, but I'm still a home runner
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
But if I'm a mess, might as well be a hot one

(Ooh, ooh)
Blessed, stressed

I'm broke, single, but damn sure I'll still mingle (you know I will)
Write songs I don't like, overanalyze my life (very true)
Break hearts for the art, sing Taylor Swift lyrics in the car
I cry all the time, but I swear to God I'm alright

If I'm broke, then I'm a quitter
If I'm single, then I'm bitter
I'm just a Jess looking for her Nick Miller
If I'm home, I'm a loner
If I smoke, I'm a stoner
Can't hit it out of the park, but I'm still a home runner
I'm a blessed one, stressed one, a little bit depressed one
But if I'm a mess, might as well be a hot one