Dishwasher Of Destiny

In the heart of the kitchen, where mortals fear
The plates rise high, the end draws near
A mountain of dishes, so mighty, so grand
But I alone, with sponge in hand!

The dishwasher hums, a beast unchained
It thirsts for battle, unrestrained!
With foamy waters, I shall begin
The dishwasher, it always wins!

No dish shall survive, no cup shall stand
In the cleansing roar, I'll rule this land!

Dishwasher of Destiny, hear my call
With cycles of thunder, I cleanse them all!
Plates and goblets, forks of steel
Into the tempest, I make them kneel!

The silverware trembles, the pans cry out
But in the wash, there's no room for doubt!
I face the grime with a warrior's heart
Each dirty dish shall fall apart

Through soap and steam, my legend grows
For the dishwasher's power, everyone knows!

Dishwasher of Destiny, hear my call
With cycles of thunder, I cleanse them all!
Plates and goblets, forks of steel
Into the tempest, I make them kneel!

Hear the roar, the whirl, the spin
This war of water, I shall win!
In the racks, the armies fall
Cups and saucers heed my call!
Through fire and foam, I carry the blade
In this dishwasher, legends are made!
No spoon unsaved, no pan untouched
My power in bubbles is unmatched!

Dishwasher of Destiny, hear my call
With cycles of thunder, I cleanse them all!
Plates and goblets, forks of steel
Into the tempest, I make them kneel!

The saga ends, but the legend grows,
In every kitchen, my power shows!
The plates now gleam, the forks rejoice
The kitchen echoes with a mighty voice!