Quarantine With Me

The world's gone mad, a travesty
But us in bed is all I need
Come over, and quarantine with me
Yeah

I feel it in my gut, yeah
The media just fucks with me
Headline, "We're dead"
Won't leave this bed
Life is over, over, over
Come on, yeah

It's just my little life
This virus got us stuck inside
Headline, haven't read
Alone in bed
Please come over, over, over

Is this really it?
Am I gonna die?
I'm not even 25
Social distancing is fine
But you're the exception
I guess that

The world's gone mad, a travesty
But us in bed is all I need
Come over, and quarantine with me
Yeah, yeah
The grocery stores are all empty
But I've got sex and mac and cheese
Come over, and quarantine with me

I need some toilet paper
'Cause the shit I'm spitting water
I need forty acres
Keep the zombies off my lawn
You better warn the neighbours
To stop peeping in my windows
'Cause we're laying with some pillows fully naked watching 'Office'

Skip the doctor's office come and make some brunch, mmh
I stuck my pantry up with berries, Cap'n Crunch, mmh
I heard the surgeon general said we shouldn't touch but
It's just us, it's just us
It's a must, what?

Is this really it?
Am I gonna die?
I'm not even 25
Social distancing is fine
But you're the exception
I guess that

The world's gone mad, a travesty
But us in bed is all I need
Come over, and quarantine with me
Yeah, yeah
The grocery stores are all empty
But I've got sex and mac and cheese
Come over, and quarantine with me

Come over