Take Bobby Home

Bobby he's a God fearing stand up citizen
Got a ticket once but the judge found him innocent
Get him in the neon and he turns into a different man
Fit hits the shan when he goes to the bar
Call it bad luck or 10 PBR's
He's a hell of time and a hell of a friend
But aww hell here he goes again

Somebody take bobby home
Before he gets our ass kicked
He's a good man
But damn it what a dipshit
Close his tab call a cab up before it's too late
Somebody take bobby home
You better do it fast
Before this honkytonk dive
Don't welcome us back
Tonight he's keeping up with Jones
Good God take bobby home

He's a monday morning Dr. Jekyll friday night hyde
Bubba shot the jukebox bobby still might
When it comes to the party he's the certified life
Til his good time turns into mama tried

Somebody take bobby home
Before he gets our ass kicked
He's a good man
But damn it what a dipshit
Close his tab call a cab up before it's too late
Somebody take bobby home
You better do it fast
Before this honkytonk dive
Don't welcome us back
Tonight he's keeping up with Jones
Good God take bobby home

B is for the beers that he had in the shower
O is for the ones on the way to happy hour
One B for buddy
One for better steer clear
Y for why the hell is Bobby still sittin' here

Somebody take bobby home
Before he gets our ass kicked
He's a good man
But damn it what a dipshit
Close his tab call a cab up before it's too late
Somebody take bobby home
You better do it fast
Before this honkytonk dive
Don't welcome us back
Tonight he's keeping up with Jones
Good God take bobby home