Don'T Tell My Lovers I'M Gone

All my life it’s been so hard
Flat earthers squat in my backyard
You should see the things they leave all on my lawn
So I don’t mind dying, but don’t tell my lovers I’m gone

All my life it’s been the same
Always losing, and at the wrong game
In life’s checkers match, I’m just a pawn
So I don’t mind dying, but don’t tell my lovers I’m gone

If you want, just tell them not to worry
Though some might say that death should hurry
Some might ask you why you came along
But don’t tell my lovers I’m gone

All my life I’ve faced the worst
By every mystic upstart, I’ve been cursed
I think I’ve even felt the wrath of Khan
So I don’t mind dying, but don’t tell my lovers I’m gone

If you want, just tell them to be happy
Though might ask death to make it snappy
Some might beg you to be in this song
But don’t tell my lovers I’m gone

You might think this is all a joke
That I’m hiding behind these mirrors and this smoke
You might even skip this whole damn song
(and that’s fine) but don’t tell my lovers I’m gone

Don’t tell my lovers I’m gone