Bad Books

I'm an alley cat
Skulking in the black
Tryna steal a kiss or three
Thought he was cute
In his pinstripe suit
And I was on the desk at Sotheby's

In taxi cabs and golf courses
Couldn't be dragged by wild horses

Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books

Crucifix above my bed
It hasn't melted yet
It's just a little wonky
Do you speak French?
I died a hundred little deaths
Still, I'm a sparkly-eyed zombie

I swear I'm alright, more than okay
My mind's been warped in somе wonderful ways

Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always bе in the bad books
Don't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books
In the bad books

I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the playboy mansion
I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the playboy mansion

Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the-

Don't be mad, honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
I won't be sad, honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books

In the bad books
In the bad, bad, bad, bad books