Emma Dilemma

Emma Dilemma's in trouble again
Two fellas caught in her fishnet web
Half of hers in Manchester
Half of hers in Spain
Emma Dilemma's in trouble again

She's in hot, hot water
Just how she likes it
This whole show is all hers
But you're all invited

Oh, Emma Dilemma
Oh, going hell for leather
Oh, she can't run forever
(Mm) I can't let them get her
Emma Dilemma

Mr. Milkman
You're not so safe
She'll pour you in the morning
All over her cornflakes

She haunts the cemetery gates
Down at the horse and Jockey
They want her head on a plate

Oh, Emma Dilemma
Oh, going hell for leather
Oh, she can't run forever
(Mm) I can't let them get her
My Emma Dilemma
My Emma Dilemma

She'll burn down this chemical town
And blow the policeman a kiss
She'll eat the screws up for breakfast
And lick her fingers afterwards

Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma
Emma Dilemma, ah!
Ah!