Hell'S Greatest Mom (Lilith, Rosie & Carmilla Version)

You better know your place
I'll wipe that grin right off your face
I know you run a small town, so let me remind you
That I've been through hellfire, I survived and went higher
So you don't mean nothing to me

Why would a princess take advice from a peasant?
Like you didn't know she had a queen as a parent
I might've left, but now I'm back, and I'm better
Move on over, Hell's greatest mother is me

I was there, I see it, hon'
When you decided to up and run
Left your daughter all this time
Seven years, darling, ain't that a crime?
So one day, she came to me
Saying, "I need help, mommy Rosie"
When did she last speak to you? (Ugh, shut up, you bitch)

Oh, well, it looks to me that I seem to be a bother
To a woman like you, well, it's really an honor
I love that girl as if she was my own daughter
You know what, honey?
You should call me "Hell's greatest mom"

You seem to have a lot to say
You're lucky I'm not here to stay
Even so, what would you do?
'Cause, baby, I ain't scared of you
You should watch your tone
Should chew on your bones
You will cower from my hellish power

Gosh, you should lighten up, I was only playin' games
Don't tell me what to do, you and I are not the same
We both want the best for her (but you eat people)
Now that's just unfair
Truth hurts, darling
Still do a better job than you
Oh, how dare-

Look at you two, you really think you are the best?
For my girls, I go above
Every day, I fight for love
There's nothing I won't do, I'm greater than both of you
I'm Hell's greatest mom

Shut up!