Possum Kickin' Fsesob

Carolina pole climber
County road with a bunch of hicks
They cornered a poor varmint
Pokin' on it with a stick
He kindly took some mercy
Booted it off into the crik
He's a possum kickin', fried squirrel eatin' son of a bitch
He's a possum kickin', fried squirrel eatin' son of a bitch

Came to Kentucky and tried to strike it rich
Them 30's took over
Judge said, "Go rest yer neck"
He's a possum kickin', fried squirrel eatin' son of a bitch
He's a possum kickin', fried squirrel eatin' son of a bitch

He's a possum kicker comin' to yer town 
Gonna snort some Xanax, get yer panties down
He'll steal yer woman, when you ain't around
He's a possum kicker, comin' to yer town