Prologue

There's a war going on out there somewhere
And Andrey isn't here
There's a war going on out there somewhere
And Andrey isn't here

There's a war going on out there somewhere
And Andrey isn't here
There's a war going on out there somewhere
And Andrey isn't here

And this is all in your program, you are at the opera
You're gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot
'Cause it's a complicated Russian novel
Everyone's got nine different names
So look it up in your program, we'd appreciate it, thanks a lot
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da
Natasha!

Natasha is young, she loves Andrey with all her heart
She loves Andrey with all her heart
Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here
Sonya is good, Natasha's cousin and closest friend
Natasha's cousin and closest friend
Sonya's good
Natasha's young, and Andrey isn't here

Marya is old-school, a grande dame of Moscow
Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind
Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind
Marya's old school, Sonya's good
Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

And this is all in your program, you are at the opera
You're gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot
'Cause it's a complicated Russian novel
Everyone's got nine different names
So look it up in your program, we'd appreciate it, thanks a lot
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da
Anatole!

Anatole is hot, he spends his money on women and wine
He spends his money on women and wine
Anatole is hot, Marya's old school, Sonya's good
Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

Hélène is a slut, Anatole's sister, married to Pierre
Anatole's sister, married to Pierre
Hélène is a slut, Anatole is hot
Marya's old school, Sonya's good
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here

Dolokhov is fierce, but not too important
Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot
Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot
Dolokhov is fierce, Hélène is a slut
Anatole is hot, Marya's old school, Sonya's good
Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

Chandeliers and caviar, the war can't touch us here
Minor characters

Old Prince Bolkonsky is crazy and Mary is plain
Andrey's family totally messed up
And Balaga's just for fun! (Balaga's just for fun!)

Balaga is fun, Bolkonsky is crazy
Mary is plain, Dolokhov is fierce
Hélène is a slut, Anatole is hot
Marya's old school, Sonya's good
Natasha's young and Andrey isn't here

What about Pierre?
Dear, bewildered and awkward Pierre?
What about Pierre?
Rich, unhappily married Pierre?
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre?