Country As Fuck

I'm a shade tree mechanic, got a one-ton truck
I drink a 30-pack a day 'cause I'm country as fuck
Call me Lil Nas, call Me Tim McGraw
Not a moment too soon I had horses in the stall

I go to Piggly Wiggly, call out on my CB
Steal a VCR and jimmy-rig it to my TV
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit

Only got one hat, if you touch it then you die
Unless you're blonde, you can dance and cinch a hogtie
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
If I don't catch a check, I'm gonna sell my wife's gun

'Cause I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough
Make my own definition
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion
Call it Country
Country as Fuck

NASCAR, dive bar, fireworks, guitar
Riding mower, landowner, 83 Texoma
I was driving tractors before it got sexy
Real cowboys don't rock to Kenny Chesney

Catfishin', skinny dippin', bonfires, big tires
Willie Nelson, candy meltin' summer sun, shootin' guns
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
I ain't gotta sell my soul
If I want it then I grab it
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son
I'm about to cash a check, buy a Yeti from a plug

I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough
Make my own definition
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion
Call it Country
Country as Fuck

I'm country as fuck
I make my own definition
Start a new religion
Beat the system
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit
If you bump into me
I'ma always say sorry

Candy-painted Harley
Beer pong at the party
All the girls are wild
Yeah, country girls are naughty
Hot dog, holly golly, dagnabbit, damn son

I'm country
Livin' it up
So dang country
You ain't country enough
Make my own definition
Beat the system
'Bout to start a new religion
Call it Country

I'm country
Country as fuck