Crazy Shady Uncle
Cooper Alan
2:56Listen Is something wrong? They don't want the pop shit, of course they don't They want fiddle and a chicken pick guitar None of that country stars singing back forty when all they got is a backyard Ppr starts going straight to my head when I'm blowing out smoke from a stack long bed Think about Merle and the words that he said, bet it's fightin' side to be out again 'Cause schools quit praying, flags quit flying They keep pill making and we keep buying And they bust our backs and keep making cash And if you'd ask me I'd put a boot right in the ass One way ticket on a one way ride And the house keeps winning, got the odds stacked high We're going all in, ain't running out of fight Might take a miracle, but we'll make it out alive (yup) Damn Hollywood, talkin' like they know shit Ain't y'all the ones that gave us Nickelodeon and Diddy? Man, I think that's kinda shitty Or maybe it's just Nashville where we don't touch kitties, well Lookin' at it, guess it's kinda scary Gettin' big wig corner officers wary of a Bunch of hicks with the lift kits and the dip spit Oh shit, go and cancel that real quick Cancel it all but you gon' see there's a couple other folks who think like me Still believe country music needs a real six string And that George Strait is the only king Well, I'm getting mad and I wanna scream Everybody wants to blame rednecks like me Find a way to make it our fault, you see When our kids are messed up from the phone screens Well, tell me how the hell this works The world's a shit show everywhere you turn And we just keep turning to some crooks in DC That don't give a damn'bout you and me, bitch One way ticket on a one way ride And the house keeps winning, got the odds stacked high We're going all in, ain't running out of fight Might take a miracle, but we'll make it out alive (yup) (You listening' yet?) I'll be damned if I trust them media folk That'll say anything just to sway a vote I never felt real dirt like I got beneath me Lord save us from a hell of eternity You wonder why your kids have grown up soft It's 'cause you're tossing iPads instead of bats and balls And giving out participation trophies When the real world hits they don't know a damn thing But out here you come to sunrise The work it ain't done 'til it's sunrise Sundays 'round 9 we pack the Pew's tight Raise 'em up country 'til we die So quit hating on the Bible Belt Yeah, end of the day it's all Heaven and Hell And what matters is the heart beating in your chest I hope the world wakes up 'fore there's nothing left One way ticket on a one way ride And the house keeps winning, got the odds stacked high the times up) We're going all in, ain't running out of fight Might take a miracle, but we'll make it out alive (yup) Can we make it out alive? (Yup) You had your chance (yup)